I like champagne because it always tastes as though my foot's asleep.

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.

I like champagne because it always tastes as though my foot's asleep.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

I don't know whether it's normal or not, but sex has always been something that I take seriously. I would put it higher than tennis on my list of constructive things to do.

Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?