I like champagne because it always tastes as though my foot's asleep.

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

The best things in life aren't things.

I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?

No one ever mentioned it, but thousands of men welcomed World War II as a way to escape their humdrum lives rather than a chance to fight for God and country.