I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

I didn't go on dialysis because I was 81 years old and I'd done everything I wanted, or so I thought.

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.

Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?

... I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes - which is the afterlife of a graduation speech.

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think yesterday was better than today. I don't think it was, and I would advise you not to wait ten years before admitting today was great. If you're hung up on nostalgia, pretend today is yesterday and just go out and have one hell of a time.