I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later.
Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?
... I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes - which is the afterlife of a graduation speech.
Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.