The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.

If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments.

I'm working when I'm fighting with my wife. I constantly ask myself-how can I use this stuff to literary advantage.

I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies

War for most men is not fighting or marching in parades. It is sitting around somewhere wondering what the hell you are supposed to be doing.

While my friends were discussing Pearl Harbor as the country's problem, I took it personally. It dawned on me that the Japanese attack could be my ticket out of high school.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.