I became a hero to everyone because I didn't take dialysis and was still alive.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every big story gets the same play and comes across to the viewer as a really big, scary one.
I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me.
The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house.