You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.

If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called 'blackmail'. If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called a settlement. If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.