I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

I read 'Crime and Punishment' years ago and don't recall the details of it, but I do retain a strong sense of the creeping paranoia and panic.

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.

I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.

Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.

I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.