I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.

I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.

If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening.

I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.

I read 'Crime and Punishment' years ago and don't recall the details of it, but I do retain a strong sense of the creeping paranoia and panic.

Every generation of children has its private hero.