I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.

Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.

It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.

I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.

The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.