I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.

It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.

My eyebrows could do with a trim.

I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.

The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.

I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world.