After you've read a novel, you only retain a vague memory of its contents. You remember the atmosphere, the odd image or phrase or vivid cameo.

Every generation of children has its private hero.

I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.

The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.

Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.

I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.