Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.

I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.

I read 'Crime and Punishment' years ago and don't recall the details of it, but I do retain a strong sense of the creeping paranoia and panic.

The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.

After you've read a novel, you only retain a vague memory of its contents. You remember the atmosphere, the odd image or phrase or vivid cameo.

The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

I like doing things I haven't learnt about yet. I've always been interested in art, and I love doing art.