Every generation of children has its private hero.

Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.

The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.

About every four years, someone says to me, "I've got a friend who looks exactly like you." What can you say to this?

I like doing things I haven't learnt about yet. I've always been interested in art, and I love doing art.

I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.

Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.