The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.

I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.

I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.

My sister-in-law believes that few narratives are so tightly constructed that you can't skip boring bits and still keep abreast of what's going on.

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.

If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.