The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

My eyebrows could do with a trim.

I like doing things I haven't learnt about yet. I've always been interested in art, and I love doing art.

Global warming, the ongoing destruction of the planet, Third World debt, the uselessness of the railways, the takeover by the corporations, the scary George Bush person: all these things are important and should be animating me into outrage. Yet somehow they do not.

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

Every generation of children has its private hero.

I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.