About every four years, someone says to me, "I've got a friend who looks exactly like you." What can you say to this?

The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.

About every four years, someone says to me, "I've got a friend who looks exactly like you." What can you say to this?

Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.

I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.

I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.