I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.

It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.

I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

My sister-in-law believes that few narratives are so tightly constructed that you can't skip boring bits and still keep abreast of what's going on.

Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.