I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

Obviously I am not bothered about men's fashion - is anyone, apart from Jonathan Ross?

If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.

Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.

It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.

I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

Don Quixote's 'Delusions' is an excellent read - far better than my own forthcoming travel book, 'Walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'