The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.

Obviously I am not bothered about men's fashion - is anyone, apart from Jonathan Ross?

The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.

I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.

It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.