Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.
I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.
The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.
My eyebrows could do with a trim.
I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.
Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.