The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.

The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.

Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world.

It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.

If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.

The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.