The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.

Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.

An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.

About every four years, someone says to me, "I've got a friend who looks exactly like you." What can you say to this?

Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world.

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.