The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.

The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.

I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.

Obviously I am not bothered about men's fashion - is anyone, apart from Jonathan Ross?

I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.

I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

About every four years, someone says to me, "I've got a friend who looks exactly like you." What can you say to this?