The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.

Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.

The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.

If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening.

The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.

Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.

Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world.