Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.
I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.
I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.