Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.
When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota