The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota