I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.

I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.

It's good to be alive.