I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

When you did impressions on 'MADtv,' the producers gave you a Walkman that played huge sections of whatever movie was being parodied, with your character's catchphrases recorded on a loop. You'd wear this thing around during rehearsals and for a week listen to the voice you had to impersonate over and over again. It drove all of us crazy.