I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?