Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.

Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.