I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.
My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.
And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.
Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.