By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.
Artie LangeEddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.
Artie LangeBut I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.
Artie LangeHave you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
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