Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.