Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of years ago, A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd ground out to second for him.

Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.

The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.

If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.