Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

Instead of yelling your opinion, or telling people to shut up, or engaging in this clickbait-internet culture, have a dialogue with someone and ask people questions and listen to what they have to say.

I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship.

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.

Everyone's first thought is "These women are going to take advantage of you" or "Someone's only going to date you because you're famous." That stuff's not really an issue because that's super-easy to see through.

I prefer being totally sober myself.

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.