I know when someone that's not you tries to tell your story, especially when you don't look like the person whose story you're trying to tell, you're going to screw it up. And the only way to get it right is to have them be as involved as possible.

A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.

I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer.

I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, 'Oh, so that's what that guy does in his stand-up? That's terrible.'

You don't know Jay-Z's scedule. He's a renaissance man.

Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped...RIGHT NOW?

I write characters that are based on elements of people I know and experiences I've really had.