I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer.

At the risk bragging, one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit.

It can take a few months to get a new 10 minutes. Usually it takes like 10 times of repeatedly trying different variations of a joke until I land on one I think is really good.

Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man.

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.