For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.

If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.

Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that.

Most of my teachers when I grew up were like older white women. So, I couldn't really channel them.

I can't think of any bank robbery comedy where it's about two normal guys. It's kind of like Superbad meets Heat, which is a cool combo, and it's just fun doing a normal guy that's robbing a bank.

Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.

You want what you can't have. And if someone's being shitty to you, just move on. If someone's being shitty to you, no matter how great they are, that's shitty, and you don't want be with someone who treats you shitty.