Maybe that's why I don't like religion because the first introduction to it was, you don't get to do that thing you just discovered that you really enjoy.

I know my fan base is a smart group of people.

Yeah, I've been a little down. Totally natural. I'm getting a divorce, but now I'm ready to pull myself up by some G-strings.

At the risk bragging, one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit.

If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.

It's much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper connection with the audience that way.

Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.