Maybe that's why I don't like religion because the first introduction to it was, you don't get to do that thing you just discovered that you really enjoy.

You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll be like, 'Wow, those people are weird'.

Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.

You want what you can't have. And if someone's being shitty to you, just move on. If someone's being shitty to you, no matter how great they are, that's shitty, and you don't want be with someone who treats you shitty.

It can take a few months to get a new 10 minutes. Usually it takes like 10 times of repeatedly trying different variations of a joke until I land on one I think is really good.

I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.

I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship.