I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs.

I think absurdist humor is funny.

I have no interest in art. Let me clarify — I have no interest in non-nude images.

I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.

To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times.

You don't know Jay-Z's scedule. He's a renaissance man.

You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.