Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.

The four sweetest words in the English language — 'You wore me down.'

I have no interest in art. Let me clarify — I have no interest in non-nude images.

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.

Maybe that's why I don't like religion because the first introduction to it was, you don't get to do that thing you just discovered that you really enjoy.

Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig.

I'm like an elephant, ok? If I walk into a room, it's like, OK, he's in there.