No one's trying to get with jugglers.

I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.

I know my fan base is a smart group of people.

I've never done online dating.

I talk about stuff like my Blackberry, Lost, the internet, music, etc. so I guess that leads to the "nerd" moniker. But I don't get it that much to be honest. I guess its better than being labeled a "racist" comedian.

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

You don't know Jay-Z's scedule. He's a renaissance man.