No one's trying to get with jugglers.

Most of my teachers when I grew up were like older white women. So, I couldn't really channel them.

Everyone steals. My favorite movie is Love Don't Cost a Thing with Nick Cannon. Which is based on Can't Buy Me Love, which is based on Kramer vs. Kramer, or something, which I think was Shakespeare.

I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer.

I always have my setlist planned out, but the best moments are when the energy of the crowd just gets your mind working and you are able to come up with new tags for jokes and just riff off things in the room.

Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.