I'm like an elephant, ok? If I walk into a room, it's like, OK, he's in there.

Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.

Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever.

As I always have with stand-up or anything, you kind of draw on what you're going through in your life.

I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer.

It's much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper connection with the audience that way.

You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.