The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay.

So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is that why the rest of you guys are so aggressively fat and dirty? You think if you read one book and take a shower, dicks are going to just fly into your face.

It's much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper connection with the audience that way.

I have no interest in art. Let me clarify — I have no interest in non-nude images.

I prefer being totally sober myself.

I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs.

I write characters that are based on elements of people I know and experiences I've really had.