The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay.

The problem is there's a new group. I'm talking about this tiny slice of people that have gotten way too fired up about the Trump thing for the wrong reasons. I'm talking about these people that as soon as Trump won, they're like, we don't have to pretend like we're not racist anymore. We don't have to pretend anymore. We can be racist again. Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no. If you're one of these people, please go back to pretending.

I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer.

You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.

What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster!

I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship.