I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.

Come cook food with me and do nothing.

I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.

You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.

I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig.