Come on, man, I got a full beard!

As I always have with stand-up or anything, you kind of draw on what you're going through in your life.

Really good comedians, you know, when they go on stage, they don't really care what the audience - they're fearless, you know? They're so comfortable that they don't care. They don't have that neediness where they need the laughs.

I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship.

If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.

If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights.

I prefer being totally sober myself.