Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.

I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.

I think when people talk about improvising it turns into this silly thing like, "Oh there's like a hula hoop there and I'm like 'Oh what's going on here? Is this a really big ring?'"

Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.

Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped...RIGHT NOW?

Come cook food with me and do nothing.

In this era, we have more choice than any group of people ever. When you are out at night, anyone in the universe can contact you instantly. Think about how crazy that is compared to even a few decades ago.