Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.

Really good comedians, you know, when they go on stage, they don't really care what the audience - they're fearless, you know? They're so comfortable that they don't care. They don't have that neediness where they need the laughs.

I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.

I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat.

No one's trying to get with jugglers.

I'm like an elephant, ok? If I walk into a room, it's like, OK, he's in there.

You’re a feminist if you go to a Jay Z and Beyoncé concert, and you’re not like, ‘Mmm, I feel like Beyoncé should get 23 percent less money than Jay Z'.