Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.

I've never done online dating.

To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.

Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man.

I think absurdist humor is funny.