I prefer being totally sober myself.
When you meet someone you really like and connect with, I think that's very special, and not to be taken for granted.
Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped...RIGHT NOW?
You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.
If it's possible, I binge. There are other shows, like 'The Americans' and 'Game of Thrones,' I watch and have to wait a week.
I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.