It's kinda all about image.

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

I want to make my own movie.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.