After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn't want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins.

People don't roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they're married, but it's all very wonderful and the moon beams.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

A woman should say: 'Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?' If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.