A woman asking 'Am I good? Am I satisfied?' is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

I would love to employ a man, but how can I possibly give a man dictation from the bath?

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

A woman should say: 'Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?' If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins.