I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don't feel that kind of terror which traditionally anyone who has to do any public speaking feels. It's worse for actors, because our livelihood depends on it.

I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don't, if you put them first, they never thank you. You'll never get a word of thanks from them.

I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don't feel that kind of terror which traditionally anyone who has to do any public speaking feels. It's worse for actors, because our livelihood depends on it.

Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn't so bad. BO chic it should be called.