The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.

I shall listen to my heart and it shall save me. I shall listen to my heart and I'll be free.

Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.

As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.

There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.

Rocks are more co-operative than people.