On the plus side, there were no rioters in sight but on the minus side this was probably because everywhere I looked was on fire.

What do you think you're doing?

If you find yourself talking to the police, my advice is to stay calm but look guilty; it's your safest bet.

On the plus side, there were no rioters in sight but on the minus side this was probably because everywhere I looked was on fire.

Every male in the world thinks he's an excellent driver. Every copper who's ever had to pick an eyeball out of a puddle knows that most of them are kidding themselves.

It's a police mantra that all members of the public are guilty of something, but some members of the public are more guilty than others.

Actually I'd always thought he sat in the library with a slim volume of metaphysical poetry until the commissioner called him on the bat phone and summoned him into action. Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale - to the Jag mobile.