On the plus side, there were no rioters in sight but on the minus side this was probably because everywhere I looked was on fire.

You know, your species [humans] has the most amazing capacity for self-deception, matched only by its ingenuity in trying to destroy itself.

That which does not kill us has to get up extra early in the morning if it wants to get us next time.

In the winter she curls up around a good book and dreams away the cold.

He was calling it an atonic seizure because, even if he didn't know why it had happened, it was important to give it a cool name.

The study of the victim is called victimology because everything sounds better with and ology tacked on the end.

It's a police mantra that all members of the public are guilty of something, but some members of the public are more guilty than others.