There was a time where I chose my jobs based on what jobs were available to me, so I would choose 100 percent of them.

The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.

Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in... unless you let me take your problems with me.

You know, a man's life is the most precious thing in the world, isn't it? So isn't it odd that a man will insure everything but his life?

Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.