If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.
I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
Fundamentals are right down to earth. And one fundamental is: You have to make calls. Nothing happens until you make a call. It’s that fundamental!
I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.
I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.