I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.
Ben FeldmanThe basic purpose of life insurance is to create cashโฆnothing more or nothing less. Everything else confuses and complicates.
Ben FeldmanWhen you realize the writers start writing to who you are, you're basically reading reviews of yourself. And then it becomes this cyclical nightmare where I feel like I need to play into it, then I find myself acting like the character in real life.
Ben FeldmanThere was a time where I chose my jobs based on what jobs were available to me, so I would choose 100 percent of them.
Ben FeldmanMy dad told me at the very beginning of my career, basically, "If you're gonna have a megaphone, you're gonna need to use it to do some kind of good." He has always been aggravated by any kind of celebrities that don't have any charities or love or passion or something they're trying to help.
Ben Feldman