If I don't buy it, I can't sell it.

If you're starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there's nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

No one ever died with too much money.

Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.

The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude.

Read! Study never stops because publications never stop coming in. It's read and study. And think about what you're studying. Take it apart and put it together. Ask 'why?' And know the answers.