If I don't buy it, I can't sell it.

I meet people and a lot of times, instead of saying, "Are you from the East Coast?" people just go, "you're from the East Coast, right?", having no reason to have known that. I don't know what that is. Maybe it's just that I'm Jewish.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

If you look at the history of advertising, most of them were Jews, so it was only a matter of time before 'Mad Men' explored that area of advertising.

Most people buy not because they believe, but because the sales person believes.

Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.

There was a time where I chose my jobs based on what jobs were available to me, so I would choose 100 percent of them.