Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.

Most people buy not because they believe, but because the sales person believes.

You've got a problem. Part of what you own isn't yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle Sam?

If you're starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there's nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.

Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.

If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.

You know, a man's life is the most precious thing in the world, isn't it? So isn't it odd that a man will insure everything but his life?