You know, a man's life is the most precious thing in the world, isn't it? So isn't it odd that a man will insure everything but his life?

No one ever died with too much money.

You are already broke and don't even know it.

Most people buy not because they believe, but because the sales person believes.

I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else's words in someone else's clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed. And I'm overcompensated for that. So it's insane to not use that pedestal to try and at least help someone or something that's in need.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It's sort of easy, and a lot of times it just feels sort of rote and simple. Whereas when you go to New York and you audition for plays, you walk out sweaty and intimidated and nervous and doubting yourself as an actor.