I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go. Besides, switchboard girls and secretaries have become very good. They've learned to take you apart. 'Who? Why? What for? What company?' You don't always get by. I seldom call on the phone. I'd rather go.

You are already broke and don't even know it.

If you look at the history of advertising, most of them were Jews, so it was only a matter of time before 'Mad Men' explored that area of advertising.

If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.

I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.

You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.

Every man has problems that only life insurance can solve. In the young man’s case, the problem is to create cash; for the older man, to conserve it.