I've been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.

Work hard. Think big. Listen well.

You know, a man's life is the most precious thing in the world, isn't it? So isn't it odd that a man will insure everything but his life?

I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.

You are already broke and don't even know it.