I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.
You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.
Work hard. Think big. Listen well.
I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.
If I don't buy it, I can't sell it.
I meet people and a lot of times, instead of saying, "Are you from the East Coast?" people just go, "you're from the East Coast, right?", having no reason to have known that. I don't know what that is. Maybe it's just that I'm Jewish.