I don't like sci-fi/fantasy.

Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in... unless you let me take your problems with me.

Don't sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do.

If you're starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there's nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.

Your value depends on what you make of yourself. Make the most of yourself for that is all there is of you.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn't make sense to me.