Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.