That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.